The whole NO thing reminds me of the story where the guy dies and goes to Heaven and blame God that he did NOT sent any help after he had turned down help from a helicopter and he then drowned on the roof of his house!!!
Sure does! That themed story has been around awhile. QUITE applicable here. I never heard that version, but hadn't remembered the one I knew.
The one I heard went something like this, but it involved a truck but is easily modified:
Man kept praying for help....as in, "God, please send me an air-conditioned bus to get out of here!" A/C bus doesn't make it, man dies. He gets to heaven as asks God, "What happened?"
God said something like, "I couldn't send the air conditioned bus because they were already in use doing (some good deed), but I sent a school bus! Why didn't you use it?!"