"President Bush today federalized the national guard in Lousiana, and established Federal Region #1, for a period not more than 60 days henceforth (extendable), the boundaries of which are the current state of Louisiana, and appointed the former mayor of New York City, Rudolph L. Guiliani, as "Acting Governor Federal Region #1", reporting directly to the President, to immediately take control of the local situation in New Orleans and other areas, accordingly granted complete police powers and establishing a command post for the new Federal Region in Baton Rouge, Louisiana." (AP Dispatch--in my dreams) (yes, it is a joke but a thought nonetheless)
Giving me false hope....that wasn't nice : )