[Lx]

Remember, if you're a liberal, it's always safety first and I have great confidence in that fine looking scissors jack that I'd allow him to get under the car using it.

[Sacajaweau]

I'd guess that there kids are working on a little pump that blows fresh air into the breathalyzeras we speak. Shaped like an ordinary pen, it will go into the glove compartment so it's always handy.

Next year...Made in China $4.99 at Walmart

[Syntyr]

"and I have great confidence in that fine looking scissors jack that I'd allow him to get under the car using it."

Not only that it looks like he has it placed right under the gas tank... Can you say Darwin candidate...

[1Old Pro]

I have great confidence in that fine looking scissors jack that I'd allow him to get under the car using it.

That rusty one in the photo? Yea, and there is no need for tire blocks either because if the car rolls off the jack it will still be supported by the blockhead.