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Guess Cindy's Not Taking News Of The Divorce That Hard
Posted on 08/22/2005 7:48:02 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
Queen Cindy sez, "Peel me a grape..."
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: awgeeznotheragain; cindyshame; cindysheehan; oldhippiechick
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To: Doctor Raoul
What? Now?!?!?
Tell the President to wait. I just started my foot rub.
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posted on
08/22/2005 7:49:03 PM PDT
by
nhoward14
To: Doctor Raoul
Next on FOX: "When Old Hippies Mate"
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
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posted on
08/22/2005 7:49:35 PM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
To: Doctor Raoul
This shoulda' been a "CAPTION THIS!" FR thread. Yikes! Yewwww....
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posted on
08/22/2005 7:50:31 PM PDT
by
AmericanInTokyo
(**AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT IS NOT SO MUCH "WHO" WE STAND FOR, BUT RATHER "WHAT" WE STAND FOR**)
To: Doctor Raoul
Shoulda had a barf alert on this...:)~
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posted on
08/22/2005 7:52:55 PM PDT
by
Earthdweller
(Earth to liberals, we were not in Iraq on 9/11 so how did the war cause terrorism again?)
To: Doctor Raoul
LOL!
I look forward to hearing you speak again, Doc.
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posted on
08/22/2005 7:54:25 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: Doctor Raoul
I heard that that clown refers to himself -- in National Media -- as "The Foot Massager."
Something damn strange about all that.
To: Doctor Raoul
"See, She's all screwed up, If I squeeze the left foot her head goes to the right."
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posted on
08/22/2005 7:55:01 PM PDT
by
TexGuy
To: Doctor Raoul
Peel Me A Grape
Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine and dine me
Don't try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me grape
Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it
Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
I'm sorry, Senator. I KNOW Diana Krall and YOU Cindy "What's Her Nobody" are no Diana Krall. ;) (My favorite version of the song.)
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posted on
08/22/2005 7:55:42 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Doctor Raoul
To: Doctor Raoul
Is that Gallagher? I thought he was dead.
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posted on
08/22/2005 7:57:17 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
To: Leapfrog
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posted on
08/22/2005 7:57:40 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(If Osama Was A Piece of Ass........Clinton Would Have Nailed Him.)
To: Doctor Raoul
She's got really ugly feet. Bunions. Bad ankles too.
Think she would have considered that before displaying them for the national media. Yeccch.
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posted on
08/22/2005 7:58:55 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
To: Doctor Raoul
"Oprah? Tell her to call back when I'm not busy...."
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posted on
08/22/2005 8:00:11 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(If Osama Was A Piece of Ass........Clinton Would Have Nailed Him.)
To: Doctor Raoul
I'm gellin'...are you gellin' ?
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posted on
08/22/2005 8:01:09 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(If Osama Was A Piece of Ass........Clinton Would Have Nailed Him.)
To: Doctor Raoul
Is she using the American flag as a tablecloth?
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posted on
08/22/2005 8:02:03 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: AnAmericanMother
She's got really ugly feet. Bunions. That doesn't look like Jerry Rice...
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posted on
08/22/2005 8:02:15 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(If Osama Was A Piece of Ass........Clinton Would Have Nailed Him.)
To: Texas Eagle
Is she using the American flag as a tablecloth? Certainly looks like it.
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posted on
08/22/2005 8:03:05 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(If Osama Was A Piece of Ass........Clinton Would Have Nailed Him.)
To: Doctor Raoul
This guy looks to me like one of those guys who has a foot fettish.
And how dare them use the Lone Star under their tv. To me, that's a capital offense!
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posted on
08/22/2005 8:03:29 PM PDT
by
basil
(Exercise your Second Amendment--buy another gun today!)
To: Doctor Raoul
Notice the American flag used as a TABLECLOTH? So CindY, take that off a casket or something? IT AIN'T NO RAG, PINKO!
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posted on
08/22/2005 8:04:28 PM PDT
by
fuente
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