Protesters Don't Find Many Welcome Mats (in Crawford)

LAT ^ | Aug. 16, 2005 | Warren Vieth

[SaintDismas]

This just keeps comin to mind:

And its up against the wall, Redneck Mother
Mother who has raised her son so well
He's 34 and drinkin in a honky-tonk
Kickin hippies asses and raisin hell


Love that song, by Ray Wylie Hubbard?

[IrishRainy]

No, our lil ole Cindy is supposedly being whisked away under cover of darkness to a hotel each evening, then brought back again before dawn so she can mingle with the "little people" who worship her. Just like John F'ing Kerry did so many years ago at the Vietnam protests.

These people (and I use the term loosely) are not only moronic, they're hypocrites!

[Beckwith]

Camp Casey is in Korea.

[Beckwith]

What's red and orange and yellow and looks good on hippies?

FIRE!!!!! :)

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

I'd put huge speakers out in my front lawn and play Blue Grass music from the time I get up until the time I went to bed. Loudly.



This would do the trick even better - at the proper volume, hippies would shrivel up and die from this!

[RVN Airplane Driver]

In the hotel business if we started to gather a crowd we didn't like...Country and Western usually did the trick...bet it would run those Yankee's and West Coast loonies out of there real quick

[Alia]

Well, thanks a lot -- that song is going to play around in my head all morning. lol

[EmilyGeiger]

I don't understand why they can't call the cops and have them moved for trespassing. I would call everyday, all day long if I had to.

[N. Theknow]

The Cindy PR firm is bought and paid for by Ben and Gerry's Ice Cream. Finding good PR is their job, even if they have to buy it.

I sell equipment to Ben & Jerry's. Have been for the past 20 years. I also have been charging them a PITA (Pain in the A$$) premium on their purchases. I started doing this after a visit to one of their plants. The employee parking lot was a plethora of bumper stickers displaying the most mindless drivel.

No wonder Howard Dean, Pat Leahy and Jumping Jim Jeffords and the socialist nut get elected in Vermont.

Vermont should be renamed to Rougemont.

[AppyPappy]

"Onward Christian Soldiers" in an infinite loop

[GadareneDemoniac]

Quote from a protestor, "Why do they need to sleep at night? Don't they have trust funds? Doesn't Mr. Soros send them money, too?"

[GungaLaGunga]

MEMO TO CRAWFORD:

A massive set of amps and speakers blaring out Toby Keith will do the trick. Works every time for me.

[libstripper]

One look at Cindy tells me I'd not want to get near her without a gas mask. If somebody was dumb enough to rape her, he should be sent away for the rest of his llife for demonstrating terminal bad taste.

[Polyxene]

"They'll have to call in a biohazard team"

No kidding! The EPA will have to declare the land unsafe and off-limits to all living creatures, and it will probably cost thousands of OUR dollars to clean it up! The smell of that commune has got to be nauseating, especially with the heat. When I see pictures of people hugging that old, dirty, greasy, hippie woman, 'slamo-Cindy, I want to retch!

[MplsSteve]

I like your idea.

But I'd hate for anyone to get sick because of the pesticides though. You know, lawsuits and all...

Can liquid manure be sprayed from a crop duster?

Now that would be funnier than hell!

[SaintDismas]

You ought to go buy Jerry Jeff's 'Viva Terlingua'. I can't believe my teenagers even like it. My son (senior in high school)borrowed my cassette tape the other day and I asked if his friends liked it too. He said, "Yeah mom, they thought it was cool", and I nearly fainted. There is hope for this world yet :)

[Redbob]

"But, if you want to run them off! Get some bait shrimp and spread them out down wind and they will bail in a couple of days! Rotten shrimp down wind will make their stay down right odifferous!"

Don't know how physics works in your area, but I'd try putting the smelly stuff upwind of them if I wanted to get my message across...