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Russian cows get new feed: marijuana
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| Aug. 16, 2005
Posted on 08/16/2005 10:44:10 AM PDT by jb6
'I dont know what the milk will be like after this,' drug agency officer says
Updated: 5:03 a.m. ET Aug. 16, 2005 MOSCOW - Russias long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.
Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 ton of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported.
There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat, a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper. I dont know what the milk will be like after this.
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TOPICS: Russia
KEYWORDS: insane; pot; russia; wodlist; wow
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posted on
08/16/2005 10:44:11 AM PDT
by
jb6
To: jb6
'I dont know what the milk will be like after this,' drug agency officer saysI'm pretty sure it's going to make those Oreo's taste a hell of a lot better.
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posted on
08/16/2005 10:45:08 AM PDT
by
ShadowDancer
(As for the types of comments I make,sometimes I just, By God,get carried away with my own eloquence.)
To: jb6
Someone wake up the Drug Warriors so they can warn us all how dangerous this is.
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posted on
08/16/2005 10:46:11 AM PDT
by
rhombus
To: jb6
Hey comrade. Where can we find some weed cows man?
To: jb6
I would be interested in the results of what occurs .... Is pot a viable food source for cattle?
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posted on
08/16/2005 10:47:36 AM PDT
by
SouthernBoyupNorth
("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
To: jb6
"I just had a very large T-Bone steak, but I still have the munchies"
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posted on
08/16/2005 10:47:44 AM PDT
by
jbwbubba
To: jb6
Beefer Madness! Sorry, I couldn't resist.
To: MikeinIraq
It aint' the brownies you need to watch out for, its the milk.
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posted on
08/16/2005 10:48:15 AM PDT
by
jb6
(The Atheist/Pagan mind, a quandary wrapped in egoism and served with a side order of self importance)
To: jb6
I've got an advertising slogan for the new Russian corn-sunflower-hemp cattle chow ----
"Putting the Hey! into hay!"
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posted on
08/16/2005 10:48:56 AM PDT
by
headsonpikes
("The U.S. Constitution poses no serious threat to our form of government.")
To: SouthernBoyupNorth
Is pot a viable food source for cattle? I think so. I understand that horses love it.
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posted on
08/16/2005 10:49:09 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Feelings are not a tool of cognition, therefore they are not a criterion of morality." -- Ayn Rand)
To: jb6
"I love you, maaan. I love everybody."
To: jb6
STOP THE PRESSES! It was common practice to feed The Weed to cows and birds until the Gov mucked it up. Birds sang better and cows gave better, happier milk.
As a kid in dairy country in the '50s, I witnessed for myself, Feds were still burning fields of Pot on local dairy farms.
The Russkie official is an idiot, one among billions.
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posted on
08/16/2005 10:52:29 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Goat-Vendor of Hamelin, and Expounder of Troll Logic)
To: jb6
I can just see two guys down by the hookah udders.
"Gimme another hit, man." "Don't bogart that teat."
To: Manic_Episode
Oh no! This will lead to them living on the street and taking up with out of work jazz musicians!!
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posted on
08/16/2005 10:59:45 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: MikeinIraq
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:01:44 AM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: jb6
should make for some "high quality", stoned-ground beef
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:01:50 AM PDT
by
chilepepper
(The map is not the territory -- Alfred Korzybski)
To: MikeinIraq
Seemed appropriate
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:06:58 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: jb6
Great cheese comes from happy cows.
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:08:09 AM PDT
by
Sloth
(History's greatest monsters: Hitler, Stalin, Mao & Durbin)
To: Lady Jag
I remember my mom telling us how as a kid she & her friends would go behind a neighbor's barn and smoke some kind of "funny weed" that was growing there.:)
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:08:37 AM PDT
by
MozartLover
( My son, my soldier, my hero. Protect him, Lord, wherever he goes, and keep him strong.)
To: ShadowDancer
be some real happy lil ruskie babies i'll bet
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