Outstanding piece of satire! Salute!
They can have the final report typed up by an infinite number of monkeys.
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. --Harvard University is joining the long-running debate over the theory of evolution by launching a research project to study how life began.
The team of researchers will receive $1 million in funding annually from Harvard over the next few years. The project begins with an admission that some mysteries about life's origins cannot be explained.
"My expectation is that we will be able to reduce this to a very simple series of logical events that could have taken place with no divine intervention," said David R. Liu, a professor of chemistry and chemical biology at Harvard.
If Professor Liu is in charge of the study, I suggest that Harvard save their millions and just tell Liu to write his final report.
In a related story, theologians at Oral Robert's Univeristy have begun work to understand how God sprang up spontaneously and entirely without purpose.
Nothing is easier to demonstrate - just look at the US tax code as a good example of a thing which has acquired a life of its own (and is therefore a form of life - metalife, even) and whatever could be found behind it is not intelligence - just malice and stupidity. Q.E.D.
I'm not sure! Harvard must know that, from the very outset, minorities were unfairly treated!
YEC SPOTREP