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Let's go over the Tiger rules...

Rule 1) Tiger coverage where ever he is on the leaderboard.

Rule 2) The leaderboard will show Tiger atop all others with the same score as we go to commercial. Even if Tiger is only on hole 6, and 5 others have finished at the same score, Tiger goes on top.

Rule 3) The leaderboard will show all pages necessary to get to Tiger's score. If Tiger is even, and in 23rd place, please show 3 pages of scores (8 per page, thanks) until you get to Tiger's position, as detemined by Rule 2

Rule 4) Tiger must have complete silence for his shots, even though he has always bragged that his dad would distract him during his swing when he was a kid to develop his concentration.

Rule 5) When Tiger is distracted by you, he will be allowed to hold the back of his left wrist to his mouth and stare at you.

Funny thing, though... once Mickelson teed off on Sunday, I didn't hear anything about Tiger Woods for a while -- I remeber seeing him finish the 9th, and had assumed he was still going backwards becaue they stopped talking about him. It wasn't until he got back to even that they started showing him again.

How does that fit in with "the rules"?

You missed some: Rule 6) Let Tiger show up as juiced as a professional wrestler and not say a word about it

Rule 7)Lengthen the courses and tailor them to his play to eliminate most of the field....then call it "tiger proofing"