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1 posted on 08/11/2005 11:02:23 AM PDT by ZULU
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Or rather, the slots evolved into...Democrats!


24 posted on 08/11/2005 11:16:52 AM PDT by kx9088
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Damn that Fred Flintstone and his rock-wheeled SUV!!!


25 posted on 08/11/2005 11:17:04 AM PDT by Looking4Truth (Never trust the old media for information.)
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Hold on one cottin' pickin' minute! You say that 11,000 years ago there was an Ice Age? So that means the Earth has been warming since then?

Wow, and here I thought if it weren't for us humans, the earth would go merrily along in pristine perfection for all eternity.

26 posted on 08/11/2005 11:17:08 AM PDT by Yo-Yo
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Without a video I don't think I'll "choose" to believe this story.


27 posted on 08/11/2005 11:17:43 AM PDT by Mister Baredog ((Minuteman at heart, couch potato in reality))
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"There's a real lack of a 'smoking gun' implicating either climate change or human hunting, but that's true for every theory."

What is not a theory is that scientists have too much time on their hands coming up with more and more theories. Until they present facts their theories belong in comic books.

28 posted on 08/11/2005 11:18:12 AM PDT by taxesareforever (Government is running amuck)
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Wasn't Helen Thomas a young girl back then?


29 posted on 08/11/2005 11:18:16 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (The only NOC list containing the name of Valerie Plame was stolen by Ethan Hunt.)
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Wait just a minute! There is no way this could be true!

The only humans in the Americas at that time were Indians, uh, sorry, Siberian-Americans, who we all know lived in peace and harmony with their surroundings and were perfect stewards of the environment. (Of course they did cultivate a little of that awful weed for smoking - tobacco.)

They couldn't possibly have caused thye extinction of any species. It has to be evil European white males who are responsible for this travesty. (Maybe the Vikings got here earlier than anybody thought.)

32 posted on 08/11/2005 11:21:09 AM PDT by rmh47 (Go Kats! - Got Seven? [NRA Life Member])
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Wooly Mammoth... the "other white meat".


33 posted on 08/11/2005 11:21:26 AM PDT by taxed2death (A few billion here, a few trillion there...we're all friends right?)
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There is dccumented video to support this claim. The Flintstones always orders Dino-Ribs and Bronto-Burgers!

Talk about slothful behavior!!!

34 posted on 08/11/2005 11:21:59 AM PDT by Young Werther
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No wonder the Vulcans didn't think we were ready for space exploration and the Klingons and Romulans hated us so much.


35 posted on 08/11/2005 11:22:20 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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I wonder whether these "native americans" had the chance to read Al Gore's book on global warming.

Certainly, they ended the ice age, what with their campfires and methane farts from eating so much mammoth fur, so early man must have been responsible for the early global warming.


43 posted on 08/11/2005 11:28:10 AM PDT by aShepard
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The mass extinctions coincided with both the end of the last Ice Age and the arrival of humans in the Americas around 11,000 years ago. This timing has made it difficult for scientists to isolate the cause of the species' disappearance.

Another huge embarrassment for National Geographic coming...

Remember when they "proved" that we were all descended from one African female? Cornrows and all? I'm sure they's rather not talk about it.
They had it nailed beyond any challenge whatsoever.
And they were 100% wrong.

45 posted on 08/11/2005 11:30:18 AM PDT by Publius6961 (Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
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Bushstone's Fault!!


46 posted on 08/11/2005 11:31:16 AM PDT by hispanarepublicana (There will be no bad talk or loud talk in this place. CB Stubblefield.)
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Is it wrong that the most upsetting part of this whole thing (to me) is that I'll never get to know what giant sloth or wooly mammoth taste like with Stubbs BBQ sauce?


48 posted on 08/11/2005 11:33:02 AM PDT by leoncaruthers
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If only PETA had been around 11,000 years ago, then no doubt the woolly mammoths would still be here today.


49 posted on 08/11/2005 11:34:24 AM PDT by jpl
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It was Bush's great-great-great-great-grandparents fault!


50 posted on 08/11/2005 11:35:57 AM PDT by Stark_GOP
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This timing has made it difficult for scientists to isolate the cause of the species' disappearance.

Perhaps prehistoric humans took their drinks "on the rocks" and depleted the planet of it's ice reserves?

52 posted on 08/11/2005 11:38:43 AM PDT by EGPWS
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poppycock




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53 posted on 08/11/2005 11:41:10 AM PDT by Doogle (8th AF...4077thTFW....408MMS....Ubon Thailand "69"..Night Line Delivery ..AMMO)
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PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals


56 posted on 08/11/2005 11:46:00 AM PDT by PeteB570
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It was the SUVs!


57 posted on 08/11/2005 11:49:32 AM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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