Xander: "I can not stress enough how much I don't have plans."Or:
Willow: "When I'm with a boy I like I can't say anything cool, or witty - or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away."Or
Anya [a thousand-year-old immortal demon who has recently become human -- she is confused and upset by the death of Buffy's mother; she starts to cry]: "I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why."
You left off the lines that come next -- some of the funniest lines on Buffy or any other TV show. Willow has said she doesn't date much, and after the line you quoted she says, "I think boys like a girl who talks more." Buffy says, "Wow -- you really haven't been dating."
Xander: (sputtering, on coming in and finding Spike and Buffy giddy with love for each other) How... what... how...?Giles: Three excellent questions.
Dan