[T'wit]

"Darn, I can't remember, was I a Democrat or a Republican in the last election?"

[floriduh voter]

Okay, that's your caption. Pretty good. He was a RINO last election.

[floriduh voter]

NY ACLU wants to stop bag searches. They litigated to kill Terri too.

Bill O' Reilly asks "Is the ACLU Bin Laden's best ally?"

FV SAYS: If it's anti-American, the ACLU is for it.

[Wampus SC]

""Darn, I can't remember, was I a Democrat or a Republican in the last election?""

So a politician, an extraterrestrial and a shark are sitting in a bar. The extraterrestrial says, "why do humans keep voting for Democrats and Republicans?" The politician says, "because we fool them into thinking there's a difference!> (rimshot! ba-da-bing!)

So the shark says, "What's the difference between Democrats and Republicans? - Democrats don't turn on their base and vote like Republicans!" (ba-da-boom!)

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip the bartenders and waitresses! Thank you!