So a politician, an extraterrestrial and a shark are sitting in a bar. The extraterrestrial says, "why do humans keep voting for Democrats and Republicans?" The politician says, "because we fool them into thinking there's a difference!> (rimshot! ba-da-bing!)So the shark says, "What's the difference between Democrats and Republicans? - Democrats don't turn on their base and vote like Republicans!" (ba-da-boom!)
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