Hell
Where the food is British
The police are German
The cars are French
The lovers are Swiss
And the whole thing is run by Italians
Modified:
Hell
Where the food is French
The police are French
The cars are French
The lovers are French
And the whole thing is run by the French, Canadians, and American Democrats
Yup, the old joke:
Heaven -
The police are British
The engineers are German
and the chefs are French
Hell -
the police are German
the engineers are French
and the chefs are British