"I had a gal go off on me the other day for saying 'bless you' when her daughter sneezed, with her all upset about me forcing my religion down her throat."
Use "Gott Segnen Sie" (German) "Dieu Vous bénissent" (French) or "El Dios Le bendice" (Spanish) next time, and if a Socialist goes off on you again, tell them they're just "Wiccan Magic Words." That'll calm Mom right down, LOL!
"Wiccan Magic Words."
"Magick," not magic. The spellings of the uninitiated are so lacking in charm, LOL.
I am Christian in name only I suppose I dont go to Church, But if a woman chastised me for saying "God Bless" at a sneeze , I would tell her to go F herself. Not very Christian like I know , but very satisfying.