Posted on 07/18/2005 10:25:14 AM PDT by 45Auto
Paging Bill Cosby.
I just typed in John Kerry and found some bashing, I was surprised...Type anything conservative, or white anything.. It is so racist....
FR home page dialectized into jive :
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freerepublic.com%2Ffocus%2Fnews%2Fbrowse%3Fao%3D1&inside=1
YGBSM!
This past weekend I witnessed the verbal abuse by a young black man of a store proprietor (who is Jamaican, I think). I couldn't understand a word the young black man said except the N word, the F word and a few damns in there. Oh, and "homey."
What's next, Hisponics?
No, that would be discriminatory and hurtful to those who cannot boil water.
Huh?
You see, advanced courses include such gems as "Pimpin Ho's", "Bustin' Caps", and the ever useful "Pants below ass fashion and beyond", and "How to wear a hat and a dew rag at the same time."
Great way to keep 'em on the plantation, libs...
The courtroom scene was from Airplane 2. They had one of the jive guys as a character witness for Ted Stryker. His testimony went like this:
Ain no thang, check it bleed, Bro, was on!!!! Didn trip. But the folks was freakin man.
and the pilots was laid to the bone holmes, so blood hammered out and jam jib, shit, tighten that bad sucker upside the runway like a mother, shiiitt! (Golly)
I think God is mad its about to storm big time here....
Pig Latin is not a goood idea. Neoay eedsnay otay ebay bleaay otay pellsay.
Imagine the poor person working at ETS (Educational Testing Service) tasked with creating the English portion of the SAT and now he's got to incorporate this into the test.
Where do he start?
Someone from Seattle told me in Atlanta that blacks couldn't help speaking thay way because of the shape of their mouth and lips.
But therein lies the double sided beauty of this sociologist's idea. Either these illiterate, under educated youth can get affirmative action jobs funded by you and I or they can flip burgers and clean houses. Someone will be needed to do those irksome service jobs. (sarcasm intended) These youth and educators who buy into that crap don't even realize they are being doomed to a kind of servitude in the future. Just give them their 'rights' (rights to underachieve, to live on the dole) now. And then, in a generation or so, the sociologists and dem elected officials can lament on how to direct more tax dollars to help these folks, some of whom turn to crime when they find that they can't afford to live and there aren't enough affirmative action jobs and flipping burgers doesn't pay the bills, so...
You be trippin,...
Word up baby boo, I gots my new copy of da ebonics Bible today and its of the hook dog, fashizzle.
They'll be able to burglarize your house, rob you at the ATM, sell drugs to your children and run a stable of 'hos to infect your friends with AIDS.
Actually, hearing college-educated Black basketball players is a pleasure for me. (Even Charles Barkley, especially Charles with his idiom is intelligent and entertaining). But we have a serious problem now that's only going to get worse. Corporate America is constantly streamlining their employment rolls, even of us underperforming white-collar workers. They have no place for totally uneducated, unskilled labor--they just sub-contract it, outsource it, or automate it.
Illegals, who work with no benefits, no minimum wage, and no Social Security just prove the old adage:
"The true minimum wage is the same as it's always been--zero"
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