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Life Afta' de Leak -TIME visits wid Valerie Plame and Massa' Wilson at deir crib in Wuzhin'ton
Posted by Shermy
On 07/18/2005 12:41:37 PM PDT · 40 replies · 688+ views
Time ^ | July 18, 2005 | Massimo Calabresi
Life Afta' de Leak TIME repo'ta' Massimo Calabresi visits wid Valerie Plame and Massa' Wilson at deir crib in Wuzhin'ton Posted Monday, Jul. 18, 2005 Valerie Plame used t'live hidden in plain sight. Man! De brick crib she and ha' husband, Massa' Wilson, bought in May uh 1998 be on some leafy, Wuzhin'ton, D.C. side-street, some few turns fum de German Embassy, and fits right in wid de oda' well-to-do cribs around it. Man! De jimmey garage doo' displays de common items uh family life, dig dis: bicycles, kids' toys, garbage kins. Wilson's convertible Jaguar sits parked in de rollway. Slap mah fro! A paved walkway. Slap mah fro!..
SUV rams crib; teens charged
Posted by PAR35
On 07/18/2005 12:40:06 PM PDT · 18 replies · 305+ views
Dallas Mo'nin' News ^ | 7/18/05 | Cyndia Vega
PLANO - Dree teenagers gots been arrested afta' de stolen spo'ts utility vehicle dey wuz travelin' in crashed into some Plano crib and seriously hosed some five-year-old boy. Slap mah fro! Honky pigs would not release da damn dojiggers uh de goat and two boys cuz' dey is juveniles, but said all dree is 16 o' yunger. Ah be baaad... Honky pigs said da damn SUV wuz travelin' at some high rate uh speed when it skidded across de front yard uh a crib on Silverstone Doc, belongin' t'Jason and Jennifa' McNeely. Slap mah fro! A family homey who arrived t'de crib Monday mo'nin' t'check on de crib said de...