You obviously have never been to NYC. You can buy a house with a yard in several of the Burroughs. Plus, there's always Jersey and the NY and Conn. suburbs if staring at grass and playing a banjo on your porch are your idea of amusement.
He will never meet his neighbors.
I knew all my neighbors in my apartment building in NY.
He will have to wear 25 pounds of clothes 11 months out of the year and wade through a ton of slush just to reach a cab.
As opposed to living in Houston or Atlanta, where he will have to stay inside 11 months out of the year to avoid heatstroke and plagues of mosquitos.
The food in the restaurants will be something he wouldn't slop hogs with back home.
Right. Because there are absolutely no good restaurants in NYC. All of the world-renowned chefs hang out there because they can't afford a bus-ticket to Raleigh.
Though, I guess if your idea of fine dining is deep-fried roadkill and a six-pack of beer, then NYC doesn't have good food.
If he greets someone on the street he will run the risk of being knifed.
Compare crime statistics in NYC with Atlanta, Houston, Birmingham and New Orleans and get back to us.
He will be subjected to an endless barrage of liberal propaganda.
Right. In NYC, Hillary Clinton runs around Times Square espousing her political beliefs. A liberal president would never come from a place like Georgia or Arkansas, after all.
It would take me all of five seconds to decide to stay in the South.
That's okay, you don't sound like you could make it in the big city, anyway.
Please read my post #83.
heheheheh... I knew you'd show up here sooner or later. Thanks for watching my back.
:)
They are so upset, and are under the impression N.Y. has absolutely no fine restaurants because refried mosquitoes on grits is never displayed on any menu of the multitude of Manhattan's finest dinning locations.