Sorry that I don't have all my thoughts in one package, but to go on with the cover up thought.
NO-NO is no longer allowed in the house.
When you did not jump to her needs/wants, she would pee in my purse......on money, checks on the way to the bank, I mean fill it up.
For months, the inside of my purse smelled like Avon's Imari
cologne (Oriental fragrance). It covers that strong cat urine very well.
People took my money and thought it was only spilled cologne.
I can smell it from here, granny.
Achoooo! Just thinking of the cat. :-)
LOL Ruth, thanks for a good laugh this morning. We certainly all need one today!