Not too funny after London yesterday,eh? But I had to post some relief-too much seriousness.
1 posted on
07/08/2005 7:50:06 AM PDT by
manny613
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To: manny613
But it will happen don't you know?
2 posted on
07/08/2005 7:51:18 AM PDT by
dts32041
( Dear Senator Durbin, I am not an Illinois Nazi. (US ARMY RET))
To: manny613
Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, "I no longer have a reason to live." At least he was right about that.
3 posted on
07/08/2005 7:51:31 AM PDT by
mlo
To: manny613
Urban legend? If not, Darwin award winner?
To: manny613
Boy, some people really take their Harry Potter seriously!
5 posted on
07/08/2005 7:51:36 AM PDT by
LIConFem
(A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
To: manny613
Is there an intentional category for a Darwin Award?
6 posted on
07/08/2005 7:51:54 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
To: manny613
7 posted on
07/08/2005 7:52:08 AM PDT by
TheBigB
(** FOX NEWS ALERT: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT **)
To: manny613
8 posted on
07/08/2005 7:53:09 AM PDT by
trisham
("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
To: manny613
You know I remember seeing people dress up for the Harry Potter movies in Lexington, Ky. These adults (yes, adults)were sporting capes and wands. It was too funny! I remember laughing at them to their face. I guess that was a tad mean, but it just amused me so much.
9 posted on
07/08/2005 7:53:10 AM PDT by
Reagan79
(Ralph Stanley Rocks!)
To: manny613
10 posted on
07/08/2005 7:53:55 AM PDT by
stm
To: manny613
Sounds like he took a life he never had.
11 posted on
07/08/2005 7:54:47 AM PDT by
TheForceOfOne
(My tagline snapped the last time the MSM blew smoke up my ass. Now its gone forever.)
To: manny613
Nah...it really went like this:
Jude was very curious about the Harry Potter novel so he went to a realiable source to learn the plot and conclusion. He simply could not wait for the book to come out.
The source spilled it and then said "I've told you; now I'm going to have to kill you."
So the source killed him.
This whole suicide thing is just a big cover-up. A conspiracy, I tell ya!
12 posted on
07/08/2005 7:54:48 AM PDT by
Allegra
(On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
To: manny613
Hocus Pocus, Idiot Croakus.
13 posted on
07/08/2005 7:55:23 AM PDT by
Sax
To: manny613
Yo, Jude,
OUT OF THE GENE POOL ...
Thank you for your prompt response to this request
16 posted on
07/08/2005 7:55:47 AM PDT by
tx_eggman
(Does it hurt when they shear your wool off?)
To: manny613
Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.I read this full story KNOWING at some point in it, a relative would demand the government step in and do *something*. Am I psychic or what?
"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.
"Never underestimate the power of denial."
To: manny613
"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said. Indeed.
To: manny613
The gene pool just got a little less cloudy.
21 posted on
07/08/2005 7:58:43 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
("We must be tolerant and understanding of those trying to blow us to pieces" - Ted Kennedy)
To: manny613
DARWIN AWARD WINNER!!
23 posted on
07/08/2005 8:00:04 AM PDT by
NoClones
To: manny613
Sadly, it's too late to advise, Get a life.
24 posted on
07/08/2005 8:00:53 AM PDT by
Ciexyz
(Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.)
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To: manny613
Chuckle.
Yes, the danger with parody is that the event might have actually happened :-).
27 posted on
07/08/2005 8:02:33 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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