It is possible that the particles we see are all actually massless, their apparent masses corresponding to extra-dimensional momentum components we can't as yet detect.
Sounds like a great simplification, but I'm having difficulty visualizing this. Can you direct me to a website that might have some diagrams of what that 2D projection might look like? All I can think of is a Mercator projection, and I'm sure that's not even in the ballpark.
Picture a rod with a kink in it. Picture two of them, meeting at the kinks. Now imagine their shadow on a bright, sunny day.