You know I would need someone to get me out of jail! At least I wouldn't let anyone else in there sleep until I got answers. I don't think I would mind causing a little hell for those *astards. It would be well worth my time!
"In a related story, a small unknown woman from the United States appeared in Aruba today, drove the to the VDS home, rang the bell, jumped the gate and smacked the every living crap out of Papa VDS."
"Film at 11:00."