Posted on 06/22/2005 4:59:10 AM PDT by TrebleRebel
I love that movie too. Partly, because I went to a college something like the one depicted, and partly because I used a line by "Ick" long before I ever saw the movie...
"If we can just keep it from exploding"
Said in a chemistry lab. And we couldn't! Lab hoods are expensive!
Mark
Dude, you forgot, "well Mr. Carpetbagger, we got somethin' in these parts called the Missouri Boat Ride". That movie, along with Heartbreak Ridge is full of memorable ones...except the Heartbreak Ridge ones are not exactly family friendly.
"I am."
TS
Coach: You guys... you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Do you know what that makes you? Larry?
Larry: Lollgaggers!
Bull Durham
And these twol
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
"Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!"
well, with "navy" in your screen name, of course you're gonna get in trouble :) still a great movie tho, hard to find around here unfortunately. my girlfriend loves "periscope down" and i'm trying to find a copy of "mr roberts" and "operation petticoat" for her to watch. two of the best naval comedies ever.
Do you realize that I work at home? Do you enjoy being interrupted when you're nancing around in your little garden. Uh-huh. Well, I work all of the time, so never, never interrupt me. Not if there is a fire. Not if your hear the sound of a thud from my apartment and one week later there is a stench coming from my home that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hankie to your face because you think you're gonna faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and your excited and want to celebrate because some fudge-packer that you date got elected the first queer president of the United States, and he's going to have you down to Camp David ........And you want someone to share the moment. Even then, don't come knocking. Not on this door. Not for any reason. Do you get me sweetheart?
Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets"
Your mother goes to college.
Gotta Love Grocho quips!
My all-time fav Grochoismm:
Grocho (to sexy lady): "Are you married? Do you fool around? Answer the second question first!"
Harry: Alright, I'm standing on the street corner and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for five dollars she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony.
Mrs. Grey: If this is your idea of humor, Inspector...!
Examiner: Alright, what are you trying to do here Callahan?
Harry: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law's being broken- besides cruelty to animals.
"Real Genius" has to rank among the 5-10 funniest movies of the 80's.
Idiotic.
Kid: "I ain't never killed no one before that, Will."
Bill Munny: "Well you sure killed the hell outta that guy."
My favorotie quote is typically when the words saying "The End" scroll across the screen.
No I didn't see that one.
I remember one old movie of his (can't recall the name).
It was a western where he slit a man's throat, then grinned at him and said " know what woke you up, I just slit your throat".
Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Carl Spackler: This place gotta pool?
Ty Webb: Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you.
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