Warning, though. The above is just a PARODY news item from Iconoclast!
More likely a reaction to a diet of human livers.
;-)
Does it really matter that this is a parody when A.I. is such a colossal joke?
We are no better than Castro. Whoopsie! I meant Hitler.
Actually, all jokes aside, it bothers me that this man who directed the rape of 12 year old girls in front of their parents as political leverage, cut off the nose and ears of children, and/or starved entire villages to death is humanized in any way. I heard one news story that Saddam was giving the men advice on women. That's ridiculous behavior. Especially by the military instructed to guard him. Perhaps someone might want to send them a picture of their little sister as a reminder. Or their daughter.
Saddam's refusal to eat Froot Loops.
He's just not a sweets kind of guy.
At least they're not feeding him Cheetos. Excessive consumption of Cheetos could turn his penis orange!
Feed him spam instead.
Word has it that they fed him those "WOW!" fat-free Doritos without telling him. He downed a whole bag in one sitting, and for hours he couldn't get farther than five feet from his toilet for fear he might not make it back in time.
Yes, but we haven't made him listen to Christina Aguilera (yet.)
I wonder if he gets to smoke cigars in his cell. If so, he has more freedom than I do (in that regard, anyway).....
I know this is parody, but it sounds as though it came right out of legitimate news reports. I wouldn't be surprised at all to hear just such rubbish from Am-Nasty Int'l.
"..... feeding the prisoner FrootLoops in a fashion reminicent of Ghengihis Khan ....."
>>Cream of Wheat, Shredded Wheat, Red River Cereal, ...<<
... Grape Nuts, Mueslix, ...
You can't parody these people.
I heard last night that they were considering it torture to make Guantanamo prisoners listen to Mariah Carey.
(OK, her voice COULD torture dogs.)
I admit a particular fondness for Doritos myself.