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To: najida
I really can't understand what anyone sees in Tom Cruise. Other than the balding spot on the top of his head.

Nicole learned an important rule: Never marry a man who's nearly as pretty as you are.

507 posted on 06/13/2005 1:33:03 PM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Oberon

LMAO


515 posted on 06/13/2005 1:33:52 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger-Eating War Monkey)
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To: Oberon

She also learned that you shouldn't date men who say to you "you look an awful lot like a boy from the back."


541 posted on 06/13/2005 1:35:50 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan
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To: Oberon

And 4 inches shorter.


561 posted on 06/13/2005 1:37:02 PM PDT by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: Oberon
Nicole learned an important rule: Never marry a man who's nearly as pretty as you are.

Have you lost your mind?!?

Let's rewrite this so it makes sense:
Nicole learned an important rule: Never marry a man who's convinced he is more pretty than you are.

574 posted on 06/13/2005 1:37:49 PM PDT by 70times7 (An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
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