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Nicole learned an important rule: Never marry a man who's nearly as pretty as you are.

Have you lost your mind?!?

Let's rewrite this so it makes sense:
Nicole learned an important rule: Never marry a man who's convinced he is more pretty than you are.

[Oberon]

Have you lost your mind?!?

Quite possibly. If I had, would I know it?

Tom's quite pretty, you know. That's not the same thing as handsome (or manly, for that matter).