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Posted on 06/07/2005 8:04:30 PM PDT by Spotsy
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Thank You
You are very welcome! You, and all the men and women of the Military, are great Americans! We appreciate all that you do for us here and around the world--just doing your jobs!
Good evening Everyone...
I'm back...
May I please ask a favor?
I'm having out patient surgery tomorrow...
If all goes well, I should be home by early evening..
The surgery is at 2:30 pm...
May I please ask for your prayers at that time?
I've seen what prayer can do...
Thanks so much...
Ms.B
Prayers up Ms. B~. I know all will go well! Know my thoughts will be with you & you or Mike must post when you get home so we know all went well. {{{{Hugs}}}}
MS.B you know you are always in our thoughts and our hearts. Rest easy it's on it's way up.
Thanks so very much!
It means a great deal to me...
Hugs to all...
Ms.B
If it's a road trip you gotta see bumper stickers!
Geez if you beleve in Honkus
Keep Grandma off the road. Leagalize bingo
Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something
Conserve water. Shower with a friend
Flying saucers are real, the Air Force does not exist
Exxon Suxx
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
* Born free...Taxed to death.
* The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
* Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
* If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
* When you do a good deed, get a receipt--in case heaven is like the IRS..
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
* Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
* Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.
* IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
* Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
* Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
* Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
* i souport publik edekashun.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
* Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
* Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Just imagine us holding your hand as you are going through this! (((hugs))))
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LOL!!!!
My favorite bumper sticker:
I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet.
He he he!
ROTFLMAO!
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
prayers up.
Nothing to serious I hope
Hey, SR you are on the Pancakes thread! LOL
Prayers for you MsB. *HUGS!*
Those are sooooo funny!
Offering my prayers
A few more...
Keep honking..I'm reloading
Soooooo, when's the wizard gonna get back to you about that brain?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketcup!
Ms.B
LOL!! Good one!
(I think SandRat MEANT to post that on TOMORROW'S thread! He he he!)
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