[prison guards threw water balloons in a cell block, causing an unspecified number of Qurans to get wet; a guard's urine splashed on a detainee and his Quran; an interrogator stepped on a Quran during an interrogation; and a two-word obscenity was written in English on the inside cover of a Quran.]
OH!!! THE HUMANITY!!!
Yeah, innit amazing? Detainees squirt more personal bodily fluids than urine on their guards on PURPOSE, and somebody err...anawers back with a less personal bodily fluid and all we hear about is some backsplash.
The Bard, the master of the Farce, must be rolling over in his grave at this circus.