What is it this time?
Is there a secret tunnel in the hospital with a plane waiting?
OMG.. what a freak! What is that 4 trips to the hospital in the last three days?
And is the hospital in this country?????
Yes, were discussing this on Drudge last night....they are just creating an excuse for MJ not to enter prison...too sicko to go to San Quentin.
This is a blatant effort to taint the jury deliberations.
Psych ward?
(Thanks for the ping, Howlin.)
Is the jury sequestered? Do they know of all the times this hypocondriac runs to the emergency room?
The SUVs arrive. The usual gang of hanger-ons and reprobates will emerge first and stand around the door where Wacko usually gets out. There will be a long pause. Very long. Then you will see the underlings trying to help Wacko. A feeble falsetto will be heard shrieking, "No! I'll do it myself!"
Wacko will then crawl out of the SUV, fall to the pavement and skin his chin, right over the half-inch deep dimple. Again he will shriek at his handlers to stand back, that he will -- yes he WILL -- get to that courtroom under his own power.
He will slowly start to crawl up the sidewalk. Umbrella man will duckwalk next to him to keep the sunlight off Count Wacko, his Master. The crawl will be long and painful to watch. CNN will switch to John Kerry on the Senate floor. Fox will continue coverage with Jesse Jackson and spokemen for the Nation of Islam claiming this is a racist conspiracy to get the Beatles catalogue.
At some point, his pants will start to drag downward exposing strange-looking leg wraps. He will collapse. Dick Gregory will run forward and pour canned soda down his gullet (could it be Jesus Juice?) and hook up the custom-built, portable version of the enhanced external counterpulsation cardio unit. His heart will rest; his eyes will bulge. This will refresh Wacko momentarily. He'll turn and wave to his fans and sing out: "I'm innocent, I tell you! They're killing me! I'll kill myself if I can't be around children!"
He'll crawl a few more feet in silence and finally collapse at the doorway. Umbrella man will lift up all 97 pounds of him and drag him through the metal detector and into the courtroom.
Meanwhile... Having been denied by the judge that the entire Jackson clan could not be in the courtroom at verdict time, Tito, Randy, LaToya, and an undisclosed Notary Public will be circling the skies in a helicopter. They plan to swoop down (with a full power of attorney document) ...
Again? With or without "Dr. Gregory"?
He's Never Gonna Make it Through This Trial !!!
So much for him cutting out to another coutry on his private plane, right? Some said that here as a possiblity.
>>Per Fox, Jackson on way BACK to the hospital!!!<,
I just got back on-line. What the heck is it this time?
Thanks for the ping!
I musta missed that while up on the ladder!
Hey onyxie... looks like we're in business!
Sprained his wig?