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Finns hoard toilet paper
Xinhua-ha-ha-ha ^ | 5/27/2005 | Staff

Posted on 05/27/2005 8:16:51 AM PDT by Red Badger

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Toilet paper industry wiped out in Finland!!!!!
1 posted on 05/27/2005 8:16:51 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Sounds like a snowstorm in DC area....


2 posted on 05/27/2005 8:18:03 AM PDT by dakine
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To: Red Badger

Now there's something we take for granted but would miss if suddenly unavailable!


3 posted on 05/27/2005 8:18:56 AM PDT by KittyKares
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To: Red Badger

But sales of the Koran are up.


4 posted on 05/27/2005 8:20:39 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: Red Badger

Watch out for a run on Korans ...


5 posted on 05/27/2005 8:20:40 AM PDT by 11th_VA
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To: Junior

Usually in our area when there is a run on TP you can't find milk, eggs or bread either.

The old snowstorm preparation.


6 posted on 05/27/2005 8:20:40 AM PDT by cjshapi
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To: Red Badger

When someone is done with the toilet they stick their head out of the door and yell "I'm Finnish!"


7 posted on 05/27/2005 8:23:00 AM PDT by Borges
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Let's see if your old enough to remember this:

Hey! We're out of TP! Got a Finn?......

8 posted on 05/27/2005 8:24:32 AM PDT by Red Badger (I woke up this morning in ecstatic languid ennui...................)
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To: Red Badger

On line catalogs just don't work the same.


9 posted on 05/27/2005 8:26:15 AM PDT by Deguello
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To: Red Badger

Hehe. Isn't 'Fin' old slang for Five Dollars?


10 posted on 05/27/2005 8:26:58 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

YEP!!!!


11 posted on 05/27/2005 8:27:40 AM PDT by Red Badger (I woke up this morning in ecstatic languid ennui...................)
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To: Red Badger

Find a quran as a substitute. Great way to show what the world thinks.


12 posted on 05/27/2005 8:29:43 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Red Badger

All those speculating on the TP companies there were wiped out when the stocks touched a new bottom.


13 posted on 05/27/2005 8:32:06 AM PDT by Protagoras (The goal is power, the tool is deceit.)
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To: Red Badger

They could always recycle corncobs.


14 posted on 05/27/2005 8:32:43 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: dakine

I would like to suggest to the Finns what we do up here in Canada, that is, grab a few Maple Leafs of the nearest tree. However, lately I've been resorting to using the Maple Leaf on my country's flag. Yeah, I know, I'm bitter.


15 posted on 05/27/2005 8:35:37 AM PDT by Ashamed Canadian (America - please invade us now!)
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To: Polyxene

I doubt they grow much corn in Finland!.......


16 posted on 05/27/2005 8:35:39 AM PDT by Red Badger (I woke up this morning in ecstatic languid ennui...................)
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That's a crappy thing to do, if you ask me.


17 posted on 05/27/2005 8:36:43 AM PDT by Armedanddangerous (September 11, 2001, never forget, and never forgive.)
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To: Armedanddangerous

This thread is rapidly going down the toilet!


18 posted on 05/27/2005 9:34:32 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (BALLISTIC CATHARSIS: perforating uncooperative objects with chunks of lead)
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To: Red Badger

Not to worry. Why don't they simply learn how to "pinch it off" like the "rag heads" do?


19 posted on 05/27/2005 10:08:03 AM PDT by DH
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Be a man! use your hand!.......


20 posted on 05/27/2005 10:14:07 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Goooooooogle your own name.............)
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