[Gumlegs]

What are the odds of walking away from the table with 57 cards in the deck?

Depends on who's doing the dealing.

[Doctor Stochastic]

Three rules for improving your survival fittness (due to Nelsen Algren):

1. Never play cards with a man called Doc.

2. Never eat at a place called Mom's.

3. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.