[Doctor Stochastic]

Three rules for improving your survival fittness (due to Nelsen Algren):

1. Never play cards with a man called Doc.

2. Never eat at a place called Mom's.

3. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

[Gumlegs]

Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

I've been told that my participation in the action in question makes it impossible to avoid the stated outcome.

[furball4paws]

Doc stuck those on me too, but here's a couple more:

1. Never trust a man with no neck.

2. Never pet a dog that's on fire.

DS, you want to start a collection?

[longshadow]

1. Never play cards with a man called Doc.

2. Never eat at a place called Mom's.

3. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

4. (from a Kliban cartoon) "Never try to eat anything larger than your head."