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'Hot' Paris Hilton ad crashes Carl's server: Burger CEO cancels appearance on 'O'Reilly Factor'
WorldNetDaily.com ^ | Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Posted on 05/24/2005 1:28:09 AM PDT by JohnHuang2

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To: JohnHuang2

What a dork. Why doesn't he just say that Paris gives him an instant erection and that's why he hired her instead of that 'cultural icon' crap!


21 posted on 05/24/2005 5:10:11 AM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: JohnHuang2
"This particular skill set plays very well with her, soaping, licking, moving in a bathing suit. You've got her strong suit there."

That's not soap, it's a flea dip.

22 posted on 05/24/2005 5:12:24 AM PDT by Petronski (A champion of dance, my moves will put you in a trance, and I never leave the disco alone.)
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To: JohnHuang2

Bad case of mis-branding and a lot of money mis-spent if a reporter from AdWeek calls a Carl's burger a "Whopper."


23 posted on 05/24/2005 5:12:30 AM PDT by toddlintown (Your papers please.)
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To: cyborg

cyborg!


24 posted on 05/24/2005 5:13:53 AM PDT by Skooz (Property Taxes are Immoral)
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To: softwarecreator
Well at least you are fair-minded and non-judgemental right?

Hey, I'm attacking thru the anonymity of an internet forum. No need to be fair and non-judgemental.

But anyone that defends the fast-food industry as a purveyor of anything else other than over-seasoned, over-cooked, largely unidentifiable processed globs of dubious nutritional value as "food", well, that person has to be weak-minded.

And when that person makes that crap a large percentage of his/her daily intake, then I submit, they are weak-willed as well.

25 posted on 05/24/2005 5:14:40 AM PDT by OldSmaj (Jihad this, Islam! Your religion is false and your god is non-existent! Come get me.)
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To: Skooz

What did I say?! :D


26 posted on 05/24/2005 5:17:15 AM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: billclintonwillrotinhell

She'll put anything in her mouth!


27 posted on 05/24/2005 5:29:45 AM PDT by jaydubya2
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To: JohnHuang2

"If you need to get someone to get on her hands and knees and eat a Whopper, [Paris Hilton] is the Einstein of gorging on all fours," Lippert said. "This particular skill set plays very well with her, soaping, licking, moving in a bathing suit. You've got her strong suit there."

Are they talking about a commercial or her sex tape?


28 posted on 05/24/2005 5:32:34 AM PDT by tuffydoodle
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To: DB

A Quarter Pounder with cheese in Amsterdam is called a "Royale with Cheese."


29 posted on 05/24/2005 5:38:07 AM PDT by tuffydoodle
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To: DB
"'If you need to get someone to get on her hands and knees and eat a Whopper, [Paris Hilton] is the Einstein of gorging on all fours,' Lippert said."

You would think a reporter for AdWeek would know that a Whopper is Burger King and not Carl's Jr...

Maybe she was talking about the other video????

30 posted on 05/24/2005 5:39:32 AM PDT by 4woodenboats (I'm not a big morning guy, but still, I Praise The Lord everytime I see one!)
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To: JohnHuang2

Paris Hilton is ugly. A revealing swimsuit is only worthwhile if you have something good to reveal.


31 posted on 05/24/2005 5:41:17 AM PDT by Sloth (I don't post a lot of the threads you read; I make a lot of the threads you read better.)
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To: JohnHuang2

The commercial came on the tv last night and I thought someone had hacked the cable company and put a soft porn film on the cable. It is totally inappropriate for evening tv. Shame on Carl's.


32 posted on 05/24/2005 5:43:50 AM PDT by NorseWood
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To: Sloth

I think she is relatively attractive, abeit with a slightly goofy face. But, far more attractive women can be found at any mall.

They showed the commercial on Fox and Friends this morning, and when they broke back to the hosts, Kiran Chetry, just sitting in her chair with her legs crossed, was infinitely hotter than Paris writhing around in her wet bikini.


33 posted on 05/24/2005 5:47:38 AM PDT by Skooz (Property Taxes are Immoral)
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To: tuffydoodle

"What?"

34 posted on 05/24/2005 5:49:06 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: Quilla

I've seen "Pulp Fiction" too many times. I was wondering if anyone would catch that quote.


35 posted on 05/24/2005 5:50:34 AM PDT by tuffydoodle
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To: billclintonwillrotinhell
I actually admired her love for animals, but now she's eating the animals. How hypocritical is that?

shhhhhhhhh! Paris doesn't know that meat comes from animals...don't ruin it for her.
36 posted on 05/24/2005 5:50:39 AM PDT by beezdotcom (I'm usually either right or wrong...)
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To: beezdotcom

LOL!


37 posted on 05/24/2005 5:52:43 AM PDT by tuffydoodle
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To: beezdotcom

Paris may actually be quite brilliant, she's managed to create a lucrative career out of being famous for ???? Everything she does is paid for, like her or not...she's obviously inherited the old Hilton business acumen.


38 posted on 05/24/2005 6:46:41 AM PDT by The Glaswegian
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To: The Glaswegian
The luxury hotel business no longer carries the same cache it used to... even in rarified circles that covet staying in the finest lodgings money can buy.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
39 posted on 05/24/2005 6:49:44 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: OldSmaj
And when that person makes that crap a large percentage of his/her daily intake, then I submit, they are weak-willed as well.

No question there.  This makes much more sense than just labeling everyone who eats at fast food as weak-willed.

Unfortunately, there is a whole generation of people growing up who consider McDonald's to be one of the basic food groups.

40 posted on 05/24/2005 7:18:20 AM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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