Posted on 05/19/2005 8:24:18 AM PDT by zaxxon
It's Bush's fault
A slight miscalculation.
'It's Bush's fault'
Yes, but you forgot Haliburton.....
/sarcasm
At the risk of being totally offensive and classless...
Q: What do you do if you see your ex-girlfiend writhing around on the ground in agonizing pain?
A: Shoot her again.
There's an Old Flame Burnin' in Your Eyes
- Alabama
Come on Baby, Light My Fire
- The Doors
Oh-oh-oh, I'm on Fire
- Bruce Springsteen
You'll Always Be a Fire I Can't Put Out
- George Strait
They Call Me the Fireman
- George Strait
Tommy Wells, was running out of the building -- screaming for her to burn.
Any connection to this?
Wisconsisn- Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis
Yahoo ^ | 5/18/05
Posted on 05/18/2005 6:38:47 PM EDT by KidGlock
Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis
WAUPACA, Wis. - A rural woman was charged with substantial battery for allegedly cutting her husband's penis with scissors an injury that required 15 stitches to repair.
A criminal complaint said the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape. Hedtke then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess to having an affair, according to the complaint.
Hedtke, 42, allegedly told police she didn't intend to cut her husband. He was treated at New London Family Medical Center.
Hedtke appeared Monday in Waupaca County Circuit Court, where Judge Raymond Huber released her on a $5,000 signature bond.
The substantial battery charge carries maximum three and a-half years in prison upon conviction.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1405950/posts
In a similar vein,
Why didn't Mr. and Mrs. Smokey The Bear ever have any cubs?
Because every time she got hot he beat her with a shovel.
I shouldn't so this ...
a hot day gone awry?
Seriously, it's getting crazy out there!
Burn baby burn?
This guy is SICK!
There are times when neither a judge nor jury is needed.
"Arrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!"
- Richard Pryor
In all seriousness, this is a horrible crime, but this women was as sick as her boyfriend. Why women stay with men like this is a mystery to me.
Was she a witch?
If she was, I'd have to think that leaving her would be a better idea than setting her on fire.
One thing I never understood. Why witches, with all of their mpowers, never can escape from their captors...especially from getting burned at the stake.
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