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To: Lazamataz

It was 1,953, and I will thank you to keep that between us. ;)


45 posted on 05/18/2005 2:15:29 PM PDT by Xenalyte (End women's suffrage! Hasn't the country suffered enough?)
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To: Xenalyte
No way. If I had ever had sex with you, I would *NEVER* have uncoupled.

Just in case you changed your mind later.

Would have made office meetings a little more interesting, though.

46 posted on 05/18/2005 2:18:44 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: Xenalyte

wowzer... you gotta really be moving for this type of injury to occur...


47 posted on 05/18/2005 5:06:02 PM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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To: Xenalyte; Lazamataz

Sex with Chinese food, yaks, strawberry jam, and Xena--I'm beginning to think you might have a problem, Laz. You may be orally fixated.

Which ought to make you...popular with the ladies...I guess.

[sniffs...bursts into tears]

One MORE thing to be jealous of Laz over!!!! [sobbing]

WHY, WHY did I have to be well-endowed instead of having extrasensitive taste buds?!?!?! WHY, GOD, WHY!?!?!


49 posted on 05/18/2005 10:07:40 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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