It's All America's Fault
Al Beril, Liberal Times - Greenwich VillageCar bombings, kidnappings, beheadings, and other mayhem in Iraq. It’s all America’s fault! If the US hadn’t pressed Saddam as a ruse for this oil war – if it had only waited ad infinitum for the UN, then none of this would have ever happened! But this is America! America will have it’s way in the world or else.
I suppose it is a testimony to America’s troubled birth and youth. America is the great world power now, and feels the need to flex muscles that at one time it did not have. Perhaps the US is so belligerent now because of Britain’s harsh treatment that thrust her into existence. If only King George and his administration had been more considerate and cared about social reform instead of tax plans for the wealthy!
Britain itself, with it’s quiet desperation and it’s lust for empire no doubt has left it’s imprint on the DNA of America, who is now infusing that same blueprint into the fledgling Iraqi government.
If only the Roman Empire, which had built up London and ancient England only to abandon it had a proper exit strategy, Britain would not have sunk into such a long period of extreme poverty and wars. Then, just like America now, once it tasted power, England would be compelled to go on the hunt until it dominated the world!
You see, the Greeks did not properly groom Rome for collapse when it was in power. Instead, it foisted upon the Romans it’s own idea of what democracy ought to be. But the Greeks only did to the Romans what Medes and the Persians did to them! They were too busy forcing their 
own culture and language across their empire to even consider that the Greeks may have their own culture to preserve. But the Persians were only retaking what was usurped from them by the Assyrians, who, as we know, made camp in the very cradle of civilization.
So, when it all comes down to it, it really started with the …Iraqis!
This just goes to show how far-reaching George Bush’s ability is to screw things up.
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