CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART-MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART-MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART-MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART-MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favor.
CART-MASTER: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART-MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinson's. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?
CART-MASTER: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone you know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
CART-MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right. All right.
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To: The_Victor
Houston, we have a problem.
2 posted on
05/12/2005 12:23:43 PM PDT by
Search4Truth
(When a man lies he murders some part of the world.)
To: KevinDavis
3 posted on
05/12/2005 12:24:21 PM PDT by
King Prout
(blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
To: The_Victor
5 posted on
05/12/2005 12:27:48 PM PDT by
FreedomFarmer
(Socialism is not an ideology, it is a disease. Eliminate the vectors.)
To: The_Victor; jan in Colorado
If it were
SpiritRover, I'd be wondering if she weren't just playing...
http://www.livejournal.com/users/spiritrover But I just checked out Opportunitygrrl's blog, and here's what she has to say about her current predicament:
Okay, so my driving isn't going so great lately. First I had a little wheel problem, and then I kinda got stuck. I'm sure that I can get out,so I am not panicking. Definitely not panicking. But until I can get some good advice from the guys on the ground, I'm kinda hanging out here. The scenery is getting a little boring, as if it wasn't boring enough already!! Anyone want to come by and give me a tow?
I just LOVE those gals! Amazing that it's been a year and a half, eh?
6 posted on
05/12/2005 12:29:37 PM PDT by
Gondring
(Pretend you don't know me...I'm in the WPPFF.)
To: RightWhale; Brett66; xrp; gdc314; anymouse; RadioAstronomer; NonZeroSum; jimkress; discostu; ...
Hmm... If a human was on Mars and rover was stuck maybe the human would have maybe pushed the rover off the dune..
8 posted on
05/12/2005 12:38:37 PM PDT by
KevinDavis
(Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
To: The_Victor
They should have sent a HUMMER
10 posted on
05/12/2005 12:42:39 PM PDT by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: The_Victor
Use a wedge and try to chip it out.
16 posted on
05/12/2005 12:46:52 PM PDT by
weegee
(WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
To: The_Victor
First rule of getting trapped in a sand dune is not get trapped.
To: The_Victor
21 posted on
05/12/2005 12:52:07 PM PDT by
Flyer
(I've seen your king come and go here)
To: The_Victor
24 posted on
05/12/2005 12:58:46 PM PDT by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit." AYN RAND)
To: Peanut Gallery; Wneighbor
To: The_Victor
What a shame. So far away from home and they probably don't have AAA coverage.
26 posted on
05/12/2005 1:12:12 PM PDT by
RLM
To: The_Victor
Eric the Viking Kitty re-enacts the valiant struggle of the lander Opportunity in its attempt to exit the killer sand dune.
Seriesly, though, these little critters have done great so far and are a credit to the program.
27 posted on
05/12/2005 1:13:22 PM PDT by
SlowBoat407
(Don't bother giving me liberty - I'll take it for myself.)
To: The_Victor
They are duplicating the same problem here on Earth to figure out a solution. Just like when a dune buggy gets stuck in sand. Go in reverse, go forward, reverse forward reverse forward....
28 posted on
05/12/2005 1:23:18 PM PDT by
demlosers
(Rumsfeld: "We don't have an exit strategy, we have a victory strategy.'')
To: The_Victor
Maybe they should ask Tiger Woods.
30 posted on
05/12/2005 1:39:13 PM PDT by
theDentist
(The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: The_Victor
Send Spirit over and give it a tow.
To: The_Victor
Too bad you can't get a civilian tow service from Earth, and too bad it can't "jump" out of the sand :)
36 posted on
05/12/2005 6:09:23 PM PDT by
Wiz
To: The_Victor
Bttt.
37 posted on
05/12/2005 6:12:56 PM PDT by
DoctorMichael
(The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: The_Victor
38 posted on
05/12/2005 6:15:40 PM PDT by
DoctorMichael
(The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: The_Victor
Well, if there's wind on Mars, perhaps those solar panels could be raised to function as sails.
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