I had a small plane fly so low over my house last year that I actually got up and ran downstairs. I was not a happy camper. I thought it was going to come through an upstairs window.
Hey, maybe we're neighbors! I've got hobby pilots the way other people have flies. Only the one that's really frosting me is a ritzy blue helicopter (I think it costs about a million) from a golf resort "with its own heliport". Think we could go in together for a GTA missle?