[explodingspleen]

If I got a letter from school saying I was fat, I would be strongly inclined to challege the pudgy old fogey's on the schoolboard to a fight. See who is more "fit". ;)

[Gamecock]

Good idea.

My daughter was challenged to an "swimming tug of war" by a fit 21 year old before practice one day. A harness is attached to both swimmers and they swim in opposite directions.

She drug him across the pool.

I should get the principal in the pool with her....