When in doubt, being nice works!
Sorry partner, I wasn't aiming at you, I was just getting back in the forum. As far as being humorous, let me related this story about an EOD friend of mine who was wounded (By the way, we had very few people JUST wounded).
This guy had a fuze go off in his hand and was flopping around on the ground, bleeding quite a bit and in a lot of pain. He started hollowing, "Call me a medic, call me a medic". The guy next to him smiled, pointed his finger at him and said, "OK you are a medic".