The criminal here --
if there is one -- is TV!
I bet local police
wondered if this case
was kidnapping or just flight.
If not for TV,
nothing might have come
of this, and the woman might
have just returned home.
If you ran away,
would you expect the whole world
to shine a spotlight
on your private life?
(Heck, I know a young woman
who disappared. She
turned out to have gone
to Milwaukee with a friend
for some kind of fair.
Of course, in those days
the media didn't care.
Those were better days . . .)
My kid brother went missing once. He was found curled up in his closet, with a blanket, taking a nap.