[SunnySide]

She was out of money when she called from Albuquerque.I guess the sports bra didn't hold that much $,

Laughing, oh I need a break from this stuff. My sides are killing me. The late night comics never had it so good!

[Gondring]

Can anyone help me find my wife? She goes by the ScreenName of JenWil4U and is a really cute brunette (though it's shorter than the pics she sent me before we met) with the most amazing brown eyes.

She met me at the Chapel of Love last week, and we had a great one-night honeymoon before she went out for a jog and never returned. One guy at the Greyhound station says a woman matching her description bought a ticket for Albuquerque, but I don't have time to go down there now--I have to return Elroy's Elvis suit and my bride's dress before the rental is up.

Thanks!