No problem. Here, I'll make it even easier. You know, for next time. :-)
I'm sorry, this doesn't pass the smell test. This looks suspicious. How do we know he's/she's telling the truth? I don't believe this for one minute. This is just total BS. I don't like the way this looks. I just don't like the way he/she looks. He/she looks guilty as hell. I hate to speculate, but... Things are not always as they seem. You just wait and see. I think the husband did it. I think the wife did it. I think the boyfriend did it. I think the girlfriend did it. Something's not right here. I think there's more to this story. I'd like to give him/her the benefit of the doubt, but... If you ask me, he's/she's lying out his/her teeth. I smell a rat. This looks very strange. I don't like the way he/she looks. He/she looks insane. I hate to be a Doubting Thomas, but... The stinks to high heaven. He/She looks rotten to the core. I don't want to jump to conclusions, but... I have this sneaky suspicion that... He/She just looks guilty. Look at those shifty eyes, will you? There's not a snowball's chance in hell he's/she's innocent. Yep, he/she did it, all right. Just look at him/her; it's a dead giveaway. I'm just telling it like it is. As unaccustomed as I am to making rash judgments, ... I can't put my finger on it, but... This seems really odd to me. Can anyone think of a single reason why...? Something sounds really fishy about this story. You people are so gullible. Well, the odd part for me is... I don't believe this for one second.