I am starving here while yall are making me laugh.
Groom looks like Glen Campbell. I estimate his IQ at around 92. But hey, Jennifer loves him so who am I to criticize.
I woke up to the good news that she was alive and well. After celebrating that news here for a while, I decided to get some extra zzzzzzzzz. Now, I wake up to the news that it was a hoax and the weddings off. What next? BTW your scenarios are hilarious. Your husband and family are not the only ones laughing here. Thanks!
With a touch of Phil Vassar added in.