Pop singer Moby: Make my kid 'gay' (also rips DeLay, Coulter, Hannity as 'immoral' right-wingers)

WorldNetDaily ^ | 4/24/05 | WorldNetDaily

[StarCMC]

I meant he should have used Dick - sorry - he he he! And I think your right about dear old uncle!

[wagglebee]

I knew that.

[scripter]

If a young boy has some of the gifts mentioned in the article and if Moby followed the recipe you listed, chances are he could get quite confused and engage in homosexual behavior.

[noblejones]

>>
. . . the musician, who is not "gay" . . .
<<

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[L.N. Smithee]

"As a matter of fact, I was talking to my friend Laura, who sings on [my latest] record, and we're both getting to the point where we want to start families," Moby said. "We're convinced that if we have children, we're going to do everything in our power to make them gay. Like maybe drinking a lot of extra soy milk while she's pregnant, or anything that would work to make that happen. I'd just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead."

I guess you want your son to have a short life span, too. Good thinking.

This quote is about as revealing as Ted Rall's sneer at Condi Rice that she should be "sent to inner city racial re-education camp," which demonstrated that Rall has no respect for blacks who don't stay safely on the liberal plantation in servitude to Democrats. As far as Moby Dickhead is concerned, gay boys are "sharp, interesting, and smart," and he implies that heterosexual boys are less so if they aren't 'dumb meatheads.' It sounds as if he would be afraid of raising such a shameful spawn even with his and Laura's DNA plotting him out!

I think maybe Moby wishes he was wasn't straight, presuming he's telling the truth (and I think he is). Hmmm, there is a derivative for white people who wish they were cool street blacks: "wiggas." What should Moby be called by such folks? Perhaps, a "straggot?"

[noblejones]

>>
Moby, you still need your butt kicked for your incredibly lame cover of Mission of Burma's sublime "That's When I Reach For My Revolver".
<<

Oh, NO HE DID NOT! Say it isn't so. That's one of my favorite songs.

NOw I really hate the scuzz.

[dsc]

What's 200 feet long, purple, and swims in the ocean?
Moby Grape.

What's white, stupid, and swims in moral sewage?

...

[freedumb2003]

Umm, you wouldn't happen to have a link to the original of that pic (without the new face) wouldja? ;)

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

He did , and it's putrid! Of course, I'm a little biased, being a huge Mission of Burma fan from the very beginning. Moby's 15 minutes are up - take him away, boys!

[BraveMan]

This reads like a Firesign Theater sketch . . .

SON: But Dad, I love Linda!
MOBY: Bruce, where did we go wrong!

[Landru]

"This reads like a Firesign Theater sketch..."

HA!!
Yea, except one major difference.

...Firesign Theater's funny.

[Desron13]

"...says he'd do everything he could to make his future child homosexual...Well, that should be verrrry interesting."

No problem. Just let him hang out at Michael Jackson's place.

[RockinRight]

Moby's not gay??? Coulda fooled me.

[RockinRight]

Almost...

[RockinRight]

Is it just me, or does Moby resemble another has-been, bald, skinny, vegan, gay-looking, inflated-ego pop star from a band called REM (Michael Stipe)?

[RockinRight]

Hehe...actually, without that gruesome head you superimposed...that ain't a bad looking body...

[noblejones]

>> He did , and it's putrid! Of course,. . . <<

What, did he change it to something like: "That's when I reach for my mascara" ???

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

LOL! No, he just made it limp. I didn't think that was possible with that song!

[Mad Mammoth]

Is it just me, or does Moby resemble another has-been, bald, skinny, vegan, gay-looking, inflated-ego pop star from a band called REM (Michael Stipe)?

You might be on to something.

So far as the vegetarian fanatics are concerned, I maintain that if God did NOT want us to enjoy steaks, ribs, burgers, roasts, etc., he would not have made them smell so good over a barbeque grille.

And let us not forget, Hitler was a vegetarian too.

(pulling on Nomex suit, lol)

[Safetgiver]

"He's such a profound and continuing source of embarrassment for the right-wing in America that his resignation or indictment would actually work to the detriment of the left-wing in the states.....Why does Moby the Dick want Tom Delay to be detrimental to the left? I thought he are one?