Which restaurant do you think this waiter will work in when he gets his "degree" in philosophy?
White Castle?
Hm... I wonder if he wants the police unarmed when they try to track the killer down. Nah, not even pacifists go that far, huh?
Mondays through Thursdays, he'll be working at the Federal Grant Cafe. On weekends, he'll be at the Soros Bar and Grill.
The last liberal who got shot after challenging a thug was a waitress, although the MSM always identified her as an actress/playwright.
Old Chinese Story: A man studied dragon slaying for seven years and when he was through, he found there was no one who needed any dragons slain. So he taught dragon slaying.
Obviously he wants on the academic gravy train. No heavy lifting, you're out of the hot sun and rain, no one shoots at you (oops, scratch that one) and the dough's not bad.
My father-in-law (who was a preacher's kid) once had an employee whom he had to let go. He counseled the young man, "You ought to be a preacher, you get Saturday off to prepare for Sunday, you get Monday off to rest up and no one cares what you do the rest of the week." The kid took his advice and told my f-i-l it was the advice he ever had.
A tenured gig is even better.
Wherever he goes to work, I bet it will have a drive thru window.