It's great to finally be met! I felt like such a troll coming in so strong and then disappearing for three months or so, but the Army is a demanding "Master" of course I was having a ball at the time. I got to do some actual training with real live gi-joe-type stuff. It's east to forget how to be a soldier when you are a computer jockey.
You gonna be able to hang with us for a while before your next deployment?
Welcome back to the Canteen!
I don't think anyone around here would think of you as a troll!