So I take it you don't go into the forest anymore because you can't be armed (legally) in Canada now?
#1 I live in WA state...so I can't have guns here anyway...
#2 Last time I checked guns were still legal in Canada
#3 you're being facetious right?
Invoke the three 'S' rule:
Shoot
Shovel
Shut up.
Works in the States, too.