[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

This sounds like the basis for a great country song.....

[datura]

That country song would be "Revenge of a middle aged woman" by Tracy Byrd.

[octobersky]

One along the lines of Ronnie Milsap's
There's a Stranger in my House
Chorus:
There's a stranger in my house
Somebody here that I can't see
Stranger in my house
Somebody here trying to take her away from me

[Conspiracy Guy]

No this is a Blues song. I'm surprised at you.


"Closet Guy Blues"

I heard a little snoring,
I knew I was awake.
I walked around the household,
I saw the closet shake.

I opened up the closet,
I saw him sleeping there.
I told my wife he had to leave,
I went to walk somewhere.

I got back home and went in,
I saw he hadn't left.
I saw he had a shotgun,
And now my head is cleft.

I got the snoring guy in the closet killed me blues.
I never should have worn my walking shoes.
I got dead by the guy who was scoring with my wife.
I should have been smarter and saved my life.

I got the snoring guy in the closet killed me blues.

Blind Stupid Conspiracy Guy 4/12/05

[secret garden]

I just heard of this locally. It happened about 10 miles away.