[octobersky]

One along the lines of Ronnie Milsap's
There's a Stranger in my House
Chorus:
There's a stranger in my house
Somebody here that I can't see
Stranger in my house
Somebody here trying to take her away from me

[Williams]

Funny to us, but in reality hard to imagine a more evil set of events. The wife and the guy in the closet are the lowest form of scum imaginable.