Not that I was actually present, you understand, Eaker,
but I'm reasonably sure you were indeed at work --
on a l-o-n-g list of chores TheMom had you doing
that very day..:))
In fact, she snapped this photo of you
washing something --
Habeas Corpus
To wit et-al
I declare ipso facto that I rest my case!!
You hold me in contempt?
So do I!!!
Please remand the witnesses into custody.
The baliff is drunk and my flask is missing.
I am REALLY getting the hang of this!